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WoW: Friday Evening I Will Prove Guns Are Not Needed in Today’s Society

by Matt Finley

Friday evening, I will prove guns are not needed in todays society. I will get good and drunk, then call the cops in the middle of the night to say there is an armed intruder in my house.

The second I dial 911 I will start a stopwatch. When the cops show up to save me and my family, I will tell them the bad guys ran out the back and jumped the fence. I’ll post up the time it takes them to respond and save me and my family.

Maybe then you will see that guns are not needed when there are pros around to keep us safe.

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Find out what happened that night.


Posted in Humor, WoW on August 1st, 2007

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4 Responses to “WoW: Friday Evening I Will Prove Guns Are Not Needed in Today’s Society”

  1. » Blog Archive » WoW: Friday Evening I Will Prove Guns Are Not Needed in Today’s Society Says:
    August 2nd, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    [...] Throttle Blog WoW: Friday Evening I Will Prove Guns Are Not Needed in Today’s Society  August 1st, 2007 by Matt Finley [...]

  2. bryan Says:
    August 5th, 2007 at 10:04 pm

    It’s sunday night.Have the shown up yet?

  3. Matt Finley Says:
    August 6th, 2007 at 8:00 am

    They showed up. You won’t believe what happened! I don’t have time now, but I’ll post in before Wed! :)

  4. Throttle Blog » Blog Archive » WoW: Friday Evening At My House Says:
    August 8th, 2007 at 1:45 am

    [...] week I posted that I would call the police and have them come save me from an armed intruder in my home. I did [...]

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